Friday Time Kill

by Jeanne

The Alcohol Knowledge Test

Bourbon
Congratulations! You’re 118 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (116), and liquor (78).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you’re going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It’ll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 60% on proof
You scored higher than 97% on beer index
You scored higher than 95% on wine index
You scored higher than 90% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid
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